and I have eleven kids to prove it.
There would be mass confusion
Dark, isn’t it?
An irrelephant
Dark, wasn’t it?
Multiply
Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.
Noah let out all the animals. Two by two, they disembarked from the ark.
As Noah breathed a sigh of relief, the two snakes that were on the ark came up.
“Noah, Noah!” they cried. “Can you get us some logs?”
Noah, groaning, complied with the request.
Months pass. Noah is making some food in his home when the two snakes he gave logs return with their kids. A lot of them.
They ask, “Can you get us more logs?”
Noah, clearly pissed, says, “Fine. But why the hell do you need logs to reproduce?”
The dad snake replies, “Oh, we’re adders, we need logs to multiply.”
WSA
... then you energy.
...it speaks volumes.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
Why does she care what kind of toilet paper I use? I can't afford that expensive fancy stuff!
So Noah asked them, ”Why aren’t you multiplying?”
The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders.”
Times Square.
...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.
Then he heard something he didn't recognise… a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.
"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"
"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're adders… so we have to use logs."
Because they’re adders...
A dairy product.
You matter.
Because God said to be fruit-full and multiply.
If you have a pizza with radius 'z' & height 'a', its volume is pi*z*z*a.
In America you can buy a square foot of bricks for around $8.50. There are 7 bricks in a square foot, meaning you are buying each brick for about a $1.21. Today one dollar is 0.75 pounds, so $1.21 is about 0.92 pounds, meaning for a full pound you can buy 1.087 bricks for about a pound. Each brick weighs 5 pounds, which means 1.087 bricks weighs 5.435 pounds. Now on the other hand you many buy 48 feathers for one dollar in America , considering that one dollar is 0.75 ponds, you could buy 64 feathers. with one pound. Each feather weighs around 0.0003 ounces, which multiplied by 64 is 0.0192 ounces , which is 0.0012 pounds. 5.435> 0.0012. There you have it a pound of bricks weighs more than a pound if feathers .
A long time ago. Adam and Eve were the first to multiply.
a 100 meter dash.
Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.
Multiply.
There's just something about subtraction that doesn't add up.
Great! Because even doe they're coney, I'm a rabbit fan of a really bunny jokr. Sorry if it bugs you, but they make me hoppy and I hope they multiply.
I'm all ears whenever I hare one, br'ers nothing better. If I had burrowed a buck fur every one that's cotton me to chuckle I could buy a 10 carrot ring just in case my brother Jackelopes.
Shoot, I can't remember what the joke was now...
Oh well, Lettuce leaf it there, I've got to bounce over to IHOP for lunch.
Coz they multiply by dividing.
Math, because they teach you how to multiply
He said he didn't but asked if she had a sister named Subtracty
Because they’re good at multiplying.
Dark, wasn’t it?
Dark, wasn’t it?
Dark, isn’t it?
After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.
So Noah asked them,”Why aren’t you multiplying?”
The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders.”
Don’t worry about him. He’s just a product of our times.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light ...
... then you energy.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply
Pi * Z * Z * A
