A list of puns related to "Mr. Porter"
When he spots a doctor in a lab coat trailing behind a little black cat with a bell around its neck. The feline walks around the waiting room and stops, seeming at random, in front of a woman cluctching her tummy and puts a paw on her foot.
Without a word, the doctor nods and in seconds, 2 porters wheel her straight through a set of double doors and disappears.
It does this several more times, putting its paw on other patients before they too are wheeled off.
Intrigued, the man approaches the doctor and asks, "Hey Doc, what's that cat doing?"
The doctor replies with a smile, "Oh Mr Tibbles? Why he's doing a Cat Scan."
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