A list of puns related to "Mozzarella Sticks"
"No thanks, I don't think the table's hungry."
Without the cheesiness it'd be empty inside.
A truck delivering frozen restaurant foodstuffs had a major spill on the highway. Since it was early morning and the authorities wanted to avoid a melty mess, they sought volunteers to spread evenly along the ditch picking up frozen mozzarella sticks. It was a cheesy pickup line.
My girlfriend and I were making homemade mozzarella sticks while drinking a few beers.
I asked her how many eggs to put in the mixture and she said "two."
So I responded with "oh, you mean Dos-Eggies?"
She didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.
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