Movies With Puns

Guess I am heroine addict.

It maybe wasn't the best idea, because it meant I couldn't see the TV.

When I went home from college for Thanksgiving break I was discussing with him things I had watched while I was away. I mentioned that I had watched the "The Nevers", when he asked me what it was about I replied "6 hours". I don't think he's ever been more proud of me :)

The way they kept dragon on.

Netflix and grill.

"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.

He's a softy

A trailer park.

I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.

Me: Jurassic World is also out that week on the 12th.

Dad: You can go with Mom to that one.

Me: You don't care about dinosaurs?

Dad: They're dead to me.

Me: Haha. I love you.

It's a bad hobbit.

Since you love the Monster Sink so much.

Nyetflix.

.....and I posted "Is it Valignant?".....which was then followed by the most downvotes I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing. Lesson learned: keep my puns to this subreddit only!

Probably not appropriate for when we have kids, but the reaction was priceless.

Her: I like heroine movies.

Me: You'd like Trainspotting.

Her: Why?

Me: It's a heroin movie.

Her: Is it rea-?

(it clicks. She glares at me)

Dad: Do we get the student discount? Harkins-Girl: Well, it's a matinee so it's the same price Dad: 'Cause we're from the school of hard knocks

To give you a better picture of my dad, he's 54 and owns his own accounting practice/ is his sole employee. To others he comes across as shy, but I know better. The alone time with the numbers helps his "Dadness" ferment until it bubbles (like this experience) or otherwise explodes.

I instantly face palmed. My dad was still laughing at himself 20 minutes after we got out of the movie.

Watching some intense mobster movie with my dad: Two guys come in with shotguns and unload about 10 shots into the don while he's eating really fancy food and drinking wine. Dad looks over. "They'll never get the wine out of that shirt."

We went to see Jumper. As we went to go buy our tickets my dad said, "Hi, two tickets to that movie about a sweater please." I groaned loudly.

So, I went to see Gravity with my SO this evening, and when we came home my parents asked how the film was. I told them I didn't like it much, and my dad says 'It must have been too heavy'

Watching war movies with my Dad, especially war movies can be a drag sometimes.

For example:

Guy on TV - FIRE AT WILL! Dad - Which one is Will?

Or

If there is supposed to be a large rally or army and there are only a few people there, he will say

"There are literally dozens of them!"

And every time he chuckles to his own jokes.

Me: What's this movie about?

Dad: It's about 90 minutes.

Nice one, dad.

Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV