Moth Flies Puns

A list of puns related to "Moth Flies"

My father literally knows one joke, and he tells it with the same enthusiasm every time. I've heard it for the fifth time this year, so I'm gonna share it with you guys:

Did you know a moth hears with its wings?

Take a moth and tell it to fly. It will listen.

But remove its wings and tell it to fly. It does nothing.

Sorry. You see what I've got to put up with.

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👤︎ u/ExtraSure
📅︎ Jul 24 2022
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Imma moth. Imma fly around en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imm…
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👤︎ u/tqgibtngo
📅︎ Aug 15 2017
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So I entered my pet moth Effy in a flying race... I was so proud of her... She was in the lead the entire race! But just before the finish, another moth came out of nowhere and flew past her at the finish line to win...

Have you ever seen a moth bawl?

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👤︎ u/JaymantheLegend
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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Stepfather laid this one on me during My Strange Addiction.

Girl on the show is addicted to sniffing moth balls and he says:

"It must be hard for those moths to fly with balls that big."

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👤︎ u/Wise_Broseph
📅︎ Jan 23 2014
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