A list of puns related to "Moscow Prioritisation"
I'm a computer science student so this question may seem silly to project management professionals. However, I'm trying to understand whether Moscow would be applicable to Waterfall projects? It seems to me that Moscow allows the project owner to set priorities on features which they can iterate on which is more suited to Agile from what I can see.
This raises the question, how would you prioritise something for waterfall projects? If you have any links to sources supporting your response then that would be amazing so I can explore the solution further.
FYI: I'm asking this question since I'm starting a project with Waterfall in mind. I've analysed everything and I think Waterfall works better for my app. However, I'm not sure how to go about prioritising features?
Iβm researching the struggles Product Managers (like myself) go through to determine the product opportunities to pursue next (Product Discovery).
Im developing a process that is evidence based (and a related platform to perform it) to help PMs rapidly/consistently discover and Prioritise the right product opportunities.
Iβve reviewed the my experiences, customer interview themes and looked into Teresa Torresβs opportunity solution tree, feature Prioritisation frameworks, design thinking process, customer interviews, qualitative/quantitative research techniques, lean startup methodology, competitor analysis, etc. Aspects of them have been considered and integrated in the process, all to provide a more structured approach (for Product Managers and Entrepreneurs alike) to fulfilling the needs of customers and the market at large.
At a high level, the (work in progress) process is:
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
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