They're building a mirror factory in my town.
I could definitely see myself working there.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
A police officer tried to pull me over for not having a rear view mirror.
I always wanted a job cleaning mirrors...
Its just something I can see myself doing.
A friend of mine has starting collecting mirrors
Personally, I don't know what he sees in them.
I went to my dads mirror warehouse
Upon further reflection i decided to leave
I just thought this up
I hope its an original one
Making mirrors is a job i could see myself doing
Cleaning mirror
Is a job that I can really see myself doing.
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I haven’t looked back since.
Cheese walks past a mirror and sees itself
Why do you get 7 years of bad luck when you break a mirror?
So it gives you enough time to reflect on your mistake.
Where do mirrors keep their life stories?
In their reflection journal
No, not funny
I couldn't shave this morning because someone stole my mirror.
The police are looking into it.
The best way to buy a mirror...
I put on a blindfold to see what I would look like in the mirror.
To be honest, I just don't see myself wearing it.
I've just had a mirror fixed to my bedroom ceiling...
....so I can see my wife having a headache.
After years of obstructing my view, I ripped off the rearview mirrors on my car.
Since then, I haven't looked back.
Which cheese talks to itself in the mirror?
I was considering opening a mirror shop
But after reflecting on it, I just couldn't see myself doing that.
The evil queens mirror as been stolen.
Police are looking in to it.
I surprised my family today by changing careers to become a mirror cleaner.
It was something I could always see myself doing.
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
I could really see myself doing it.
Before work I look in the mirror...
I looked in the mirror and realized how hot I've become
I have to stop wearing hoodies on summer.
a llama walked up to a mirror and immediately started ejecting saliva all over the place
it was his spitting image
My wife tells me I’ve spent too much money on mirrors.
I guess it’s time for some self-reflection.
You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.
It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.
I went shopping today and bought a mirror.
I could see myself using it.
My mirror is really enjoying quarantine.
It has a lot time to reflect.
This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.
I wish I could clean mirrors for a living
Its just something I could see myself doing
I was looking in the mirror today.
Next Summer I'm applying for a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I can see myself doing.
Working in a mirror factory is a profession
There’s a new mirror factory in town!
I can see myself working there
Working in a mirror factory...
...is something I can totally see myself doing.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
If inspecting mirrors was a job
I couldn’t really see myself doing it
Working in a mirror factory,
Is something I could really see myself doing
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Cleaning mirrors is a job I see myself doing.
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
What does the cheese say when it looks in the mirror?
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