They're building a mirror factory in my town.
I could definitely see myself working there.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She smiled and answered...
I often feel introspective when looking in a mirror...
It's good for self reflection.
A police officer tried to pull me over for not having a rear view mirror.
I always wanted a job cleaning mirrors...
Its just something I can see myself doing.
I went to my dads mirror warehouse
Upon further reflection i decided to leave
I just thought this up
I hope its an original one
A friend of mine has starting collecting mirrors
Personally, I don't know what he sees in them.
Making mirrors is a job i could see myself doing
Cleaning mirror
Is a job that I can really see myself doing.
I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.
So I removed the whole mirror.
I haven’t looked back since.
Cheese walks past a mirror and sees itself
I couldn't shave this morning because someone stole my mirror.
The police are looking into it.
Why do you get 7 years of bad luck when you break a mirror?
So it gives you enough time to reflect on your mistake.
Where do mirrors keep their life stories?
In their reflection journal
No, not funny
The best way to buy a mirror...
I put on a blindfold to see what I would look like in the mirror.
To be honest, I just don't see myself wearing it.
After years of obstructing my view, I ripped off the rearview mirrors on my car.
Since then, I haven't looked back.
I was considering opening a mirror shop
But after reflecting on it, I just couldn't see myself doing that.
Which cheese talks to itself in the mirror?
The evil queens mirror as been stolen.
Police are looking in to it.
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
I could really see myself doing it.
I surprised my family today by changing careers to become a mirror cleaner.
It was something I could always see myself doing.
Before work I look in the mirror...
I looked in the mirror and realized how hot I've become
I have to stop wearing hoodies on summer.
My wife tells me I’ve spent too much money on mirrors.
I guess it’s time for some self-reflection.
You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.
It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.
a llama walked up to a mirror and immediately started ejecting saliva all over the place
it was his spitting image
My mirror is really enjoying quarantine.
It has a lot time to reflect.
I went shopping today and bought a mirror.
I could see myself using it.
This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.
I wish I could clean mirrors for a living
Its just something I could see myself doing
Next Summer I'm applying for a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I can see myself doing.
I was looking in the mirror today.
Working in a mirror factory is a profession
There’s a new mirror factory in town!
I can see myself working there
Working in a mirror factory...
...is something I can totally see myself doing.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
If inspecting mirrors was a job
I couldn’t really see myself doing it
Working in a mirror factory,
Is something I could really see myself doing
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Cleaning mirrors is a job I see myself doing.
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
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