I got a mail saying that I won a million dollars because I could read Maps backwards

I thought to myself, "That's just Spam".

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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My friend called me and said he lost the million dollar prize because he couldn't think of a neighbor to Saudi Arabia...

I said, "Oman!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I won a million dollars

I didn't even spend a penny because i had to wake up and pee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do you call a million dollar idea?

An idEA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Reeddit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Did you hear about the Franciscan Friar who inherited 30 million dollars?

He was an heir friar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archangel09
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I asked God, β€œHow long is a million years?” He said, β€œA minute.” I asked God, β€œHow much is a million dollars?” He said, β€œA penny.” So I asked God for a penny and he said.,,

β€œIn a minute.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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I won a million dollars playing the lottery and donated a quarter of it to my favorite charity.

What should I do with the remaining $999,999.75?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skol_vkings
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I was so happy when I won 765 million dollars, I donated a quarter of it to charity.

I don't know what I'll do with the rest of the $764,999,999.75 though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I went on Deal or No Deal hoping to win a million dollars.

But that turned out to be not the case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GinormousPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?

a gorillanaire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I’m working on making my second million dollars

I gave up on the first

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oinkmoomeow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What do you call a lizard with a million dollars?

A chamillionaire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickWilde992
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Her: You’re such a liar! You said you have between 10 and 15 million dollars.

Him: I didn’t lie. I have 25 bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who hid millions of dollars in his washing machines?

He was arrested for money laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyPolice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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NEWS reporter β€œAustralian border security caught teens trying to import 400 million dollars worth of ice”

Dad β€œif I knew ice was worth that much I’d put more in the fridge”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imakehamforalivin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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The first million people to send me a million dollars, will get a copy of my guide.

Of how to become a millionaire from Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevenBosc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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What's the first thing you'd do with a million dollars?

I'd buy a new butt cause mine has a crack in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damnitjake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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Breaking news, Ai WeiWei's million dollar vessel broken.

Jar dropping news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWhaleMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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What my dad would do with a million dollars.

Kid me: Hey dad what would you do with a million dollars? Dad: I'd get a new butt, because mine's got a big crack in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/100Dollar_Bill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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I'm working on my second million dollars.

The first million just didn't work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulledOverAgain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2017
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