Miami 7 Puns

For instance, it takes about 3 hours to fly to NYC to Miami.

Miami Mice

Miami.

"This review says they have the best underground house music in all of Miami"

Dad: "Is that called the foundation?"

As my family and the neighbors are all watching the NBA finals, my mom asks why Miami is doing badly, suddenly one of our neighbors, a small quiet Filipina, quickly ceases the her golden opportunity with this:

"Well it looks like they're losing their heat"

The groans were strong in our living room.

So I was talking to my dad about a friend that was flying to Brazil for the holiday.

Me: Yea, he has to drive up to Montreal, fly to Miami for 2 hours and then catch a 8 hour flight to Brazil.

Dad: You know, thats a BRAZILian miles

In 2007 my cousin and I were talking about the Miami dolphins being 1-15 when my uncle Charlie chimes in, "There's something fishy about those dolphins. I think they lose on porpoise."

Classic.