A list of puns related to "Metric Thread"
Her: I will be there shortly.
Me: Wh..haha..when are you not anywhere SHORTLY?
Her: ...
30 seconds later, talking about our son..
Her: Apparently, I forgot about his bottle.
Me: Isn't everything we do "apparently" now that we're parents?
Her: You're a dumbass...See you when I get home, love you.
Me: ..Shortly, right?
Her: (click)
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