Message Digest Puns

I call it the Thais That Unbind.

Edit: I posted this joke and got this message:

“Hi there, A concerned redditor reached out to us about you. When you're in the middle of something painful, it may feel like you don't have a lot of options. But whatever you're going through, you deserve help and there are people who are here for you…”

Thanks for caring about my digestive system Reddit, but it’ll be at least a few hours before the salsa takes full effect.

Edit: I just realized this joke made somebody shake their head so hard they actually thought I needed help. Dad joke expert level unlocked.