Mashed.com Puns

A list of puns related to "Mashed.com"

What do you call a potato with glasses?

A spectator

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👤︎ u/spmoolman
📅︎ Oct 27 2022
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Courtesy of my eye-rolling wife to tell to my kids when they grow up

Wife sent me these (she can't believe she's condoning this behavior):

What does the subatomic duck say? Quark Quark

Two photons arrive at the airport and they are asked if they have any luggage to check. "No thanks, we're traveling light"

Source

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👤︎ u/avelertimetr
📅︎ Jan 20 2014
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54 dad jokes told in under 4 minutes

http://mashable.com/2014/01/18/54-dad-jokes/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

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👤︎ u/poliscijunki
📅︎ Jan 20 2014
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