Sister Maria at the local convent was famed for her intelligence.
We used to call her Nun the Wiser.
Maria gave birth to identical twins, named Amal, and Juan. She only carries one photo.
Because once you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
I heard that 23% of the crew of Christopher Columbus' Santa Maria were named Juan
Which means there was a three to Juan ratio
Maria, Marcos, and Maveric were siblings. Maria was ploting a prank on her brothers, so being the good friend i am, i had to...
Maria cannot upload baby Jesus picture to Instagram...
...because there's no stable internet.
just moved to my first house & was trying to figure out a name for my new roomba… everybody meet Lightning McClean 🏎️, my speedy little racer buddy
Maria's taste in music
I have a childhood friend called Maria. Lately she found her spiritual side and because of this all of her preferences changed. What kind of music do you think she listen to now? MariaCHI
What do you get when you mix laxatives and Holy water?
A religious Movement
I was about to slap a mosquito that’s still in the middle of sipping my blood...
But then I realised that we have exactly the same blood in our bodies. We are family now.
What do you call a nun that ran away from the convent?
A roamin' Catholic
Someone told me to work my calves out because my legs were too small
I still don’t know how it was supposed to help, but my calves ran away.
I miss Luigi and Maria.
I have a degree in musical theatre. I may not be able to solve a complex math problem but..
I can solve a problem like Maria.
