His body lies in a Maosoleum
Maoโs little read book
Unfortunately, his dreams were dashed by a bout of Mao-practice.
Now that I look back, there were a lot of red flags
he wonโt shut up about Mao
El mao
Mao was all he said.
I should have noticed the red flags sooner
It keeps mentioning Mao
LeMao
But also Robespierre
It kept Stalin
What did members of the Politburo wear to keep cool in the summer?
A: Lenin suits
What did the Soviet General Secretary say when he slipped and fell on ice in front of the Kremlin?
A: That'll leave a Marx!
What did the Commissar say to the workers on the collective farm when they slacked off?
A: Stop Stalin and get to work!
What did the Chinese President say when he stubbed his toe?
A: Mao! That hurts!
An officer in the Iranian army is talking to a subordinate.
The officer says, "Private, I think it's gonna rain."
The private says, "You think so, sir? The sky is completely clear and the sun is shining."
20 minutes later it starts to rain, a total deluge ensues.
The private says, "That was an amazing prediction, sir!. It did rain!"
The officer looks at the private, pats him on the shoulder and says, "Private, Ayatollah you so."
"Mao"
All he ever talks about is Mao.
VodkaโฆVodkaโฆVodkaโฆVodka Long ago, the 4 dictatorships lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Mao Nation Attacked. Only the Stalin, master of the four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished (to his underground bunker filled with bottles of vodka). A hundred years past and my fellow AP Euro students discovered the new Leader, a vodka master named Stalin. And although his vodka is great, he still has a lot to chug before heโs ready to out drink anyone. But I believe Stalin can drink it all.
Mao!
