Did you know in the 1950’s Hawaii passed a law that people were not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel due to too many noise complaints?
Now you can only do a-low-ha
When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...
I used to be a judge for the world orchestra championships, but I quit because too many of them were coming out with outlandish sob stories to win me over...
Always trying to get the symphony vote.
How many fire flies does it took too screw in a light bulb?
No one knows exactly, but it takes a lot. They aren't that bright.
My friends say I make too many action movie puns.......
I told them I can't help it, old habits DIE HARD.
Do you know how to tell someone tells too many bad jokes at a butcher shop?
Cuz even the beef gets corny
What do you call it when too many people become stupid all at once?
My wife left me because I made too many Linkin Park references
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
A man has been found guilty of using too many commas.
The judge told him to expect a long sentence.
Me when people tell me I make too many puns
I’ve seen way too many Hindsight is 2020 jokes tonight.
I should’ve seen it coming, but... you know.
My wife left me because I made too many Green Day references
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. “That’s one too many!” says the customer.
The clerk replies “It’s a freebie”
I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references
But who could rock a rhyme like this?
What do you call it if you die from eating too many chickpeas?
Showtime has far too many commercials on their channel.
It’s just Shameless plug after Shameless plug.
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
A friend of mine just died from eating too many herbs
I have made myself too many places to store books.
Proud of my son coming up with this joke.. Doctor: don’t eat too many apples...
Otherwise you will turn into an Iron man
What’s it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
My wife locked me out for telling too many corny, obnoxious word play jokes...
Now I’m outside banging and hollering
‘Oh PUN the door!!!’
‘Oh PUN the door!!!’
My grandfather died after eating too many gingerbread houses last Christmas.
Doctors said it was munch housin’ syndrome.
The guy who did my urinalysis made way too many jokes to be a professional
It was a complete pisstake
If you have too many 12s…
I have way too many gloves
If anyone wants them, you're welcome to take them off my hands
I went to buy some bees from a beekeeper, I asked him for 100 bees and he counted out 110. I said "No, no that's too many" He replied...
"Dont worry, those are freebees"
Had too many drinks at the pub last night, so the lads suggested I leave the car there and take the bus home.
Turns out I was in no fit state to drive it home either.
So many people these days are too judgmental
I can tell just by looking at them
Too many people have been making COVID-19 jokes
I've been fired from work for putting in too many shifts
Keyboard manufacturing isn't as easy as you think
What is the medical diagnosis for owning too many dogs?
My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.
Well, toucan play that game.
people are making too many coronavirus jokes
like seriously? people die from it, its a pundemic
I ate too many rowing paddles
Too many apostrophes for comfort.
I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!
I saw a reddit post about someone having too many Dracula figurines
I knew my brother had the same problem, but the reddit account wasn't his. I told him about it and he said it was his post, so I asked "Throw away account?" He said "Yeah, good idea, I didn't think about that"
r/memes have too many puns...
I got sick from taking too many supplements for my anemia.
My boss fired me for cracking too many Asian jokes.
Did you hear about the lumberjack who got fired for cutting too many trees ?
What do you get when you eat too many ciabatta rolls?
So many people are too judgmental these days...
I can tell just by looking at them
So many people these days are too judgemental.
I can tell just by looking at them.
My friend was found guilty of using too many commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
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