On the morning of June 8, 1985, a group of Boy Scouts belonging to the "Grupo Escoteiro e Distrito Bandeirante Olivetano 240"
composed of four 15-year-old teenagers and the leader, namely: Marco Aurélio, Osvaldo Lobeiro, Ricardo Salvione, Ramatis Rohm and Juan Bernabeu Céspedes (36). Afonso Xavier, who was very familiar with the place, provided a space for the group to settle down, which is at the base of Pico dos Marins. While climbing the peak, around two o'clock in the afternoon, one of the boys, Osvaldo Lobeiro, had an accident in a ravine. the leader, Juan Bernabeu Céspedes, allowed Marco Aurélio to return to the camp alone, descending Pico dos Marins and clearing the way ahead, marking the stones with chalk the number "240" (identification of the Olivetano Scout Group). Fifteen minutes after the boys' separation, it was no longer possible to see Marco Aurélio descending Pico do Marins towards the camp.
Coming after Marco Aurélio, the group identified only three marks left by the boy, which led them to a fork. Marco Aurélio would have chosen to follow the left side of the fork, despite having obstacles that would hinder the passage of the group with one of the injured members. The leader Juan would have contradicted the boys' opinion and went to the right side, opposite Marco, stating that the paths were further along, which did not happen. The next morning, Juan looked for Marco walking on the trails, when he didn't find him, he called the authorities.
Police investigation and searches:
The searches began the morning after the disappearance and lasted for about 30 days and brought together approximately 300 people, including civil police, military, volunteers, speleologists (experts in caves and caves), climbers, as well as aircraft. No clues to the scout's whereabouts have been found. Thirty-six years after his disappearance, until today Marco Aurélio is still missing.
Theories:
1- Alien abduction:
Several theories for the disappearance have been suggested. One of them was pointed out by a delegate, who suggested the possible involvement of extraterrestrials, due to Pico dos Marins supposedly being a region with enormous magnetic power and constant UFO activities. As the teenagers were getting ready for bed after the second
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
