What's the difference between making movies in the US and the rest of the world?
The rest of the world films movies.
The US shoots movies.
There making so many Fast'n Furious movies so they can make Fast10 your seatbelts
Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
Making an action movie about bread. Need puns for the title
Bready to Rye is all I’ve come up with so far. Give me your best bread puns
Sylvester Stallone says he wants to make a movie about classical music. He says, “I will be Beethoven.” Jean Claude Van Damme says, “I’ll be Mozart.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger said, “C’mon guys, don’t make me say it.”
These movies and books really make it seem like every village had a village drunk.
Which is absurd, I live in a village and there is at least 20 or so.
Need some fight-related, video game puns for an action movie I’m making
They can be really obscure and dumb….
Did you hear they’re making a Tetris movie?
I bet it will be a blockbuster
Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey are planning to make a movie together
Pitt says "I'll direct." DiCaprio says "I'll produce." McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write."
Sylvester Stallone said he's making a movie about composers...
Stallone: I'll be Beethoven.
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.
Did you hear Disney is making a movie about a cancer patient that gets lost in a hospital?
They’re calling it “Finding Chemo”
Did you know they're making a redneck version of a David Lynch movie?
It's called New Holland Drive.
In Europe it's called a Lift, in Canada we call them elevators.
I guess we're raised differently.
I thought watching movies based on novels would make life more well rounded...
42 boxes of chocolate pi later and I am very round
I just heard they are making a 10th fast and furious movie.
It’s called fast 10: your seat belts.
They’re making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time. I’m definitely going to watch it.
Up until yesterday, we hardly talked about that movie.
And now, it’s like everything, everywhere, all a once.
Optimus Prime and Ultra Magnus aren't brothers.
They're just semi related.
Stallone: I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Beethoven. Van Damme: I’ll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: I’ll be Bach
Why can't Elsa have a balloon?
Because she'll Let It Go.
(Credit my 6 year old)
Did you hear they were making a movie about a team of non-cisgendered people who go to Germany to draw up blueprints for improvements to their highway system?
It's called plans, trans, and autobahns
Did you hear about Dumbo flying around randomly in Tommy Wiseau movies? He always makes an appearance in every film. You probably haven’t.
Makes sense.
We don’t talk about the elephant in “The Room.”
Saw a story about a foiled hijacking attempt
I saw a news story recently about a dude who took foiled a hijacking attempt by fighting the hijackers on the plane. When he was interviewed later, he said, “No big deal, my fight on flight response kicked in.”
Are they really making another Lethal Weapon movie?
Aren’t they getting too old for that shit?
Making a movie about a family owned fencing business.
It's currently in post production.
Hop over to the cinema to catch a film?
I’m gonna make a long movie about a family deciding whether or not to circumcise their baby son
There’ll be a theatrical version and later an uncut version
Need help with a punny title for a murder mystery dinner?
Hello! I'm hosting a NYE murder mystery dinner, and need some help coming up with punny title. It's based on Hollywood where the director gets murdered after the premier of their newest movie!
Any ideas? Also trying to come up with some punny character names but not great at that either! Thank you in advanced :)
If you need someone to talk to, find a music director.
What do the movies "Titanic" and "The Sixth Sense" have in common?
Why is it difficult to stop arguing over what makes something a Christmas movie?
Because, old habits Die Hard
Die Hard is a Christmas movie
And that's a hill I'm prepared to die hard on.
I’m making a movie called constipation
I can’t wait till it comes out
My friends say I make too many action movie puns.......
I told them I can't help it, old habits DIE HARD.
Why do bankers make really bad movies?
They’re tellers, not showers.
Could make an entire movie about it
They are making a movie about clocks,
It's about time
(Idk if i should have posted it on r/3amjokes)
Sylvester Stallone wants to make a movie about classical music
He says I'll be Beethoven. Jean Claude Van Dame says I'll be Mozart. Arnold Schwarzenegger say "cmon guys, don't make me say it"
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie
George said: I'll direct.
DiCaprio said: I'll produce.
Matthew said: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.
Did you hear they’re making a Tetris movie?
I bet it’ll be a blockbuster
Christopher Nolan, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together
Nolan says he will direct.
DiCaprio says he will act.
And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.
GC: I'll direct
LD: I'll produce
MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
Finally, they are making a movie about clocks!
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