I realized that the 8mm fastener is my favorite because it's my M8!

That is all.

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Best of Reddit puns: " I've never regretted a single moment of my wedding day up until I read the words "Yes, I didgeridoo, m8". I'm gonna have to remarry my missus. " ... " Didgeridoo your wedding yet? " reddit.com/r/worldnews/co…
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👤︎ u/BothBawlz
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Australians don't have sex

They m8

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👤︎ u/rafo198
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My dad always brings this one out when guests are over

A guy visiting Australia gets hit by a car and is taken to the ER unconscious. When he comes to, lying on a stretcher, he asks the porter, "Was I brought here to die?".

The porter replies, "No, mate, you were brought here yesterday."

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Holy cow!

http://imgur.com/9lgosM8

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