M&m Candy Puns

A list of puns related to "M&m Candy"

Every year I'm surprised at how cheap candy canes are...

You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!

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👤︎ u/Iforgot2packshirts
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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I'm going to display my candy cane collection for our family Christmas party this year...

After all, they're in mint condition...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 12 2016
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They're out trick or treating, and I'm home giving out candy.

I was left home to greet the trick or treaters, and give out the candy from the big black cauldron by the door.

"So I have a Cauldron of Duty." Groans

Proof: https://mobile.twitter.com/mrburkemath/status/660577373377703936

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Oct 31 2015
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I'm a dad who just found this sub and I feel like a kid in a candy store!

One of my favourites:

Whenever I hear my wife ask one of the kids to bring her two cans of something from the pantry, I say "Toucans?! We're having toucans for dinner?"

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👤︎ u/keysnparrots
📅︎ Aug 22 2013
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What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher

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👤︎ u/WOKinTOK-sleptafter
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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