Why did the electrician fall in love with every girl he met?
Because he couldn't resistor
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Why did the woman fall in love with a lumberjack?
Textbook example of true love
I love watching programmes about lakes and rivers on the Internet. Anything water related really.
I am actually watching a live stream right now .
Why do the British love foreplay?
Love me some gaelic bread
You know what I love about these emojis 👍🏾🙌🏾👎🏾👏🏾🤝🏾🤞🏾✌🏾🤘🏾👌🏾👉🏾👈🏾?
They always come in handy.
I love my step ladder.
Though there are times I wish I had known my real ladder.
Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced. “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!” The bartender inquired. “What makes you say that?” Bill beamed with pride, “Last week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work..."
"Suzie was so thrilled to have me around, that every time a mail or delivery person came by, she’d run down the driveway waving her arms hollering, ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!’”
My wife said she was leaving me because of my love for tennis and because I am too old....
I said ‘I’m only 40 Love!
She was an Ace!
What pair of shoes do kidnappers love the most?
Why don’t math teachers ever find true love?
Because they are always looking for the next x and they don’t know y.
What song did Times New Roman sing to Helvetica when they fell in love?
Baby, You’re All that I Font.
I love jokes about eyes....
I believe in life after love
I mean I love Mother Earth, but…
I’d really love to tell a dad joke.
But without any children myself, I’d also hate to commit a faux pa.
Why do thrill seekers love camping?
A local electrician fell in love at first sight with a girl
I love Middle Eastern food. I don't know why they call it falafel.
It should be fal-awesome!
Why do adrenaline junkies love camping?
I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events
Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.
I love melons so much I want to marry one.
Unfortunately, the law says we cantaloupe.
Where does Luke Skywalker love to shop?
What does a French couple making love and an Ambulance have in common?
They both go OuiOuiOuiOuiOui.
I love politically incorrect jokes, and here is my favourite.
Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.
I really love real Saturdays…
Unlike the fake one that almost got me fired.
I would love to tell you my secret recipe for my famous Indian flatbread, but first:
I'll need you to sign a naan-disclosure agreement.
What did Jimmy Saville love about 29-year-olds?
I love the song fox on the run
I went to Wimbledon today and was advised not to fall in love with a tennis player..
Because 'Love' means nothing to them.
5 out of 6 players love Russian Roulette
The sixth player could not be reached for comment
I love carbonated drinks. But I really hate having to crush the empty cans afterward.
Did you hear about the wick maker and the woodworker who fell in love in the afterlife?
It was a match made in heaven.
What do you get when you meet the love of your life?
I love playing hide and seek with my youngest son
I hope this time he doesn’t hide in the ICU.
I wrote a book about not falling in love too fast
It’s called “Premature Infatuation”
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible!
After Jack planted the magic beans, his mother hated how her beautiful cottage was now overshadowed by a huge, green, tendril-covered trunk. However, over time, she eventually came to love the mystical plant.
This is known as “stalk-home syndrome”
I sent a love letter to my girlfriend, but she said the format is not romantic
So I re-typed the letter with Times New Romance
When did the calendars fall in love?
January 1st their first date
I love dad jokes about optometrists.
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