I would love to get paid to sleep.
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I love a good build up
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All my hispanic friends love it when I say βmucho.β
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︎ Jan 24 2021
If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
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Love a good horse pun
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︎ Jan 29 2021
When your friends know you love puns and send you things like this >>>>>>
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︎ Jan 17 2021
I love GOLD , but *A* is silent in it!#chem punsΖͺ(Λβ£Λ)Κβ(β
ο½β)β
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︎ Dec 26 2020
I used to love fishing with my son.
Oh well!! I guess I'll have to find something else to use as bait now.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Why do skunks love Valentineβs Day?
Because theyβre scent-imental creatures!
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Why did the Hitman love his job?
Because he made a Killing
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Orcas are love spouting and accepting homosexuwhales
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Choose a major you love
and you'll never work a day in your life because that field probably isn't hiring
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Hereβs a little early access to a pun I made. Iβm not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I love puns, butt this is getting outta control
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.
Itβs the beeβs knees.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
I love the way the earth rotates.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
How do redditors make love?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
In love with Carbon
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Love this show
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Love barbecue
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︎ Dec 23 2020
gotta love reddit
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︎ Dec 15 2020
So this happened today... this is why I love Reddit.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
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"I love you from my heart to-ma-toes"
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Cat love
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Australia needs some love
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I love her so much
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Do you know what Cthulhu loves on his steak?
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βI love my job!β exclaimed the farmer. βAll you do is boss me around all day!β complained one of his sheep. βWhat did you say?β challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
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︎ Oct 25 2020
The longest I've ever made love for is 1 hour, 2 minutes and 32 seconds...
... I love it when the clocks go forward!
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Why do horses love unicorns so much?
Because theyβre always horny!
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Love hurts.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Do you know what car someone who loves rhythmical music should own ?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Take it easy people. Pretty soon you'll be able to kiss and have sex with the one you love.
But for now, stay at home and do it with the one you're married to.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I love you
At least... thatβs a joke my dad told me all the time
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Glad I found this sub because I love telling dad jokes
...he even laughs sometimes
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Because they are Santas Star Bucks!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Why does everyone love xenon headlights?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What Disney princess do gymnasts all love?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
oh wait.........
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Q: Which US State loves company?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and youβre a total hero.
But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, βIf you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!β
I replied, βI'm on the toilet, please adviseβ¦β
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I love whiteboards
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︎ Dec 09 2020
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
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︎ Aug 01 2020
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