Long Hood Puns

He finds one he likes and says to the salesman: “I will buy this car as long as you paint a giant letter “S” on the hood, the roof, the trunk and all four doors.”

The salesman says: “okay, we can do that, but why?”

Snail: “when I drive down the street I want people to say ‘look at that S-car-go!”

I remember one time walking up his driveway while he was tinkering on his 2001 Buick Lesabre and I jokingly said "Grandpa, when are you going to get a viper?" He quickly replied "Oh I already have two!" Puzzled, I said "what?" he leaned over his hood and picked up two long plastic packages and showed them to me saying, "look! two vindshield vipers!"