My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.

This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyCamoCat738
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Pixar is making a Finding Nemo sequel where he opens McDonald’s locations on the ocean floor.

It’s called The Flounder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whaddayagondo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Dewey's doctor has been keeping track of all of his moles. The location and size of them. He's so thorough that he measures them all the way down to tenths.

He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Rocket wants to know your location
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crutch_for_crotch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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This location is not suitable for placement
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamilliousThePaws
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Let me give you my exact location. I am
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Barring other locations, I found the time for a drink
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RingloVale
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Area 51 wants to know your location
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cekuu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Which woman does always know location of her husband?

Widow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KalasLavas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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So I was given the ability to fly the other day, decided to give it a whirl over the pacific. Little did I know how tired I was getting but just in the knick of time I saw a remote location that looked deserted off the coast, so what do I do?

Island.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snaaaaaaaaaake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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What do you call the awkward quiet that comes with sending someone your location on WhatsApp and they do not respond?

Pin drop silence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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I'm going to start a photo essay entitled "Images Of A Jar Of Peanut Butter In Unusual Locations"

I'll even submit it to National Geographic, they'll give me a full-page spread.

bonus peanut butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I went fishing yesterday and heard on the news that the fish in the location carry a disease

I sure hope i dont catch it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alligator_Shadow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Need a pun for a name with geography, world locations, etc.

Some friends and I are in a group message with all our names as geography puns, like Anna Montanta, etc. One guy, Joey, also goes by Joe needs one. We've all out our heads together but who other than Reddit to come up with the best one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thinking_too_hard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2016
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Jake from Vsauce 3 just made a pun worth sharing. It's a shame his location wasn't "Toyko" though.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimisD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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I really hate location focused adverbs

But that's neither here nor there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikkarus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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My dad lives in the town of Macomb Illinois, a lot of people aren't familiar with the location...

When people ask where to find Macomb he'll usually respond with 'in mapocket, next to mabrush' gets me every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smokesinquantity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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