A little girl said my pink shirt is gay

Me: of course it is, it just came out of the closet.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DeeJason
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Got my 11-month-old this morning

Changed her diaper and was getting her back into her pink pants.

Looked at her and said, "you're like a precious diamond to me. Like a little Pink Pants-er."

She has no idea what I said, but giggled anyway.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jdrach85
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 23 2016
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Of the entire animal kingdom, I'd have to say my favorite

Is steak... medium with just a little pink inside. With a salad is nice too. And potato with butter. Mmmm... love those steaks, roaming wild on the Savannah.

Sorry. Got distracted.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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A teacher asked her class..

A teacher asked her class to use the word "definitely" in a sentence. "The sky is definitely blue." said one girl. The teacher responded, "The sky can also be black or red or even pink." Another kid raised his hand, "The grass is definitely green." The grass could also be brown." Then little Johnny raised his hand. "Yes Johnny." "Are farts solid?" The teacher taken aback by his question answers anyways, "No Johnny but how is that relavent?" "Well I definitely pooped my pants!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StickOfButter24
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 28 2018
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My 4 year old daughter became a dad.

Her "lovie" is a little pink bear. Earlier today her bear got icing on it at the pool, and I wasn't there when it happened so she was telling me about it.

Daughter: "Bear has icing on his foot. Get it, bear foot? Hahahahahaha"

wipes tear from eye I'm so proud.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/memaw_mumaw
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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A husband goes home from work... (xpost r/Jokes)

...to find his house with the lights dimmed down and candles surrounding the bed in the bedroom. He finds his wife there, laying abroad with sexy panties and a pink bra, and her bangs covering her left eye. She smiles. "Tonight," she says. "Is going to be the sexiest and most passionate night of your life, sweetie." The husband smiles as his wife gets up and unties his tie for him, and unbuckles his pants. He can't wait. "Lets try role playing." she says. "I'll be your slutty little daughter, and you'll be my father who needs to teach me... discipline..." He grins widely, liking where this is going. His wife grabs him and pulls him down to the bed. She whispers in his ear. "I'm so horny..." The husband enjoys this and decides to follow along with the role playing. He then whispers back in her ear. "Hi, horny. I'm dad."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PatyMac
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 11 2014
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Cooking Salmon

Wife (getting impatient): how long till dinner is ready?

Me: I don't know honey. Every time I check, it's still a little pink...

Wife: eye roll

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/el_penultimo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2014
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Hard to refute that point.

Back when I was in high school, I dated this black girl. A little backstory: I'm white. Anyway, I was with my dad and my uncle, and my uncle made some borderline-racist comment about the black girlfriend, to which my father shrugged and replied, "Eh. They're all pink on the inside."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Durzo_Blunts
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