I went Chopin, but I forgot my Liszt.

Don't worry, I will go Bach later.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LorkiDorki
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
🚨︎ report
My Bucket Liszt
πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tedshif
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
🚨︎ report
This Liszt playlist on Apple Music
πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Xescure
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
🚨︎ report
Composer Puns

I was playing my Sonata so fast today, I almost BAROQUE one of my fingers. What? Too much to HANDEL for you? I would have thought that was imPACHELBEL. I should really be making a LISZT of these, or maybe I should just TELEMANN. Is this making you STRAUSSed out? No point in HAYDN from it.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MTBCardBear4211
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
🚨︎ report
Why did the pianist turn around on his way to the grocery store?

He forgot his Chopin Liszt.

πŸ‘︎ 48
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BornOfAVegan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
🚨︎ report
With so much madness in the world today, I'm trying hard to Compose myself...

But I'm going to need a minuet to get a Handel on things, so please Holst on. There's no Haydn from reality, even if I can't stanza much more. I'm guessing the current madness originated in Britten - possibly during the Brahms age. Alas, I'm so Bizet writing my Chopin Liszt I will have to get Bach to you later when I'm Abel to compose my thoughts on how to overcome. GRRRRR.... I keep forgetting to purchase rainbow Schubert and must write that down. I also have to fix my microwave which Baroque earlier today when my son tried to Satie some vegetables. I do wish he would've refrained. Oh, I still have to go to the Barber as well. But, I digress... Once the madness calms down I hope y'all can Ravel in the moment. If you don't understand it, though, that's okay - it's all Grieg to me and I don't want to cause y'all any additional Strauss.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
🚨︎ report
What did the composer take to the supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/WolfLoverBlack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
🚨︎ report
They see me rollin, they Hayden.
πŸ‘︎ 590
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
🚨︎ report
Beethoven's grave has been eerily playing music the last few days.

The cemetery keeper has told people not to worry, he's just decomposing.

EDIT down-voting because you can't Handel this level of humor is a crime against humanity.

πŸ‘︎ 1k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Blu186
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
🚨︎ report
Why did the symphony conductor come home with all the wrong groceries?

He forgot the Chopin Liszt

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sztormy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
🚨︎ report
My musician wife asked me to go to the grocery store.

I asked her to make me a Chopin Liszt.

πŸ‘︎ 23
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CleverChoice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
🚨︎ report
Mozart’s wife made him go back to the grocery store to buy the food she had wanted.

He really should have remembered to bring the Chopin Liszt.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/willyj_3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
🚨︎ report
Why are classical musicians so good at finding deals?

Because they never pay the Liszt price.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/renderfox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
🚨︎ report
I haven't learnt to play classical piano music yet.

But it's on my todo Liszt.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
🚨︎ report
Music pun

Mozart keeps Haydn my Liszt, so I took him out Bach and kicked him with my Schu(bert). Bizet-nga!

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/megakacktus
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2013
🚨︎ report
Why did the dad start taking piano lessons?

To cross it off his bucket Liszt.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2014
🚨︎ report
I went to a music store to go Chopin, but I forgot my Liszt.

So I decided to just go Bach home.

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.