Gay pride
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
Claude!
Because the lion in the jungle is always a wimb away.
Because he has his pride
And a permanent ban from the nearby zoo
After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: "Man, you're a cheetah" and the cheetah says: "Naw man you're a lion".
You would not believe the uproar.
He swallowed his pride.
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
He must first swallow his pride.
A terrified postman!. π
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
Aurora.
They became kings of the jungle without even living there
I heard they went straight to the juggler
Because the pride comes before the fall!
from Li-ion batteries.
"I o n"
Simba knew that he might get hurt when he was moving slow. So he decided to Mufasa
He was a little bit sheepish.
Told me itβs a βdandy-lionβ.
Easy tiger!
But most just have 4
Heβs always liong.
Movie starts
Second one says βsciatica still playing up?β
A giant list of puns
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itβs a little fishy.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itβs tearable.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donβt think itβs feline well.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
Thereβs a new type of broom out, itβs sweeping the nation.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.
What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
Towels canβt tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itβs pretty handy.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
A cross eyed teacher couldnβt control his pupils.
After the accident, the juggler didnβt have the balls to do it.
I used to be afraid of hu
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What a simple Simba symbol.
Claude.
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
I was only a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
And a lifetime ban from the zoo!
It's just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
