Lifting Bag Puns

I was gathering the leaves from my huge pile of leaves and placing them in a garbage bag inside of a garbage can. To squeeze them down, I lifted my foot up and stomped on the leaves. One of my buddies who's like 13 says to me from the other side of the fence "All you can do is hurt leaves." I stare back at him and say "so the others know they better leave me alone."

My wife: "Could you put this up for me?" (tosses me a bag of candy)

Me: "Sure thing." (lift and hold bag above my head)