A list of puns related to "Life Pool"
Today, whilst on holiday in Spain, I sent a photo to my dad captioned "loving life, drinking sangria by the pool".
The response: "might want to slow down and just drink it by the glass"
Me: I don't like high risk pools...unless there are at least two life guards on duty.
(The look of disgust is something I'll cherish forever)
This was during Thanksgiving but I just remembered it the other day in the car. For Thanksgiving our family and in-laws all got a cabin in east TN. This cabin had a room with a pool table and in that room it had a door to the outside. Well my 12 year old nephew and I would go to play pool a lot and once time while we were down there I took my shoes off and they smelled terrible! So I decided to put them outside using the aforementioned door. Then the best set up of my life happened: My nephew said "Don't put them outside, the bears will eat them!"
Me: "No they wont, they might take them but they won't eat them"
Nephew: "why not?"
Me: "Because they have have bear feet"
My nephew just stared at me, and I sat there looking like suspense eel waiting for him to get it.. and he said "uncle fr0zen_yettiiii that was lame"
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