I like to give a percentage of my earnings to Charity....
....and other strippers.
Last week paleontologists found the largest dinosaur tibia ever uncovered.
They had a big party to celebrate. I heard it was quite the shin dig.
What’s a hunter’s least favorite Bon Jovi song?
“Bad Venison”
I think we all know why Steve Austin needs so many blankets.
He’s Stone Cold
Did you know male bees die after mating?
I guess it's HONEY..NUT..CHEERIO..
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
...Phil
I saw a spider at the gym.
He said it was leg leg leg leg leg leg leg leg day.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What happens when you eat tin foil?
You sheet metal
My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch “Gaslight”
I told her “we already watched that together, don’t you remember?”
What do you call a dude with no arms and no legs who...
...hangs on a wall?
Art
...goes for a swim?
Bob
...sits on a porch?
Matt
...lies in a ditch?
Phil
What do you call a girl who refuses to pay her bills?
Burnadebt
(Just thought of this and I gotta admit...I'm a little bit proud of myself.)
You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.
You have died of dissin' Terry.
How does the Israeli man make his beer?
Hebrews it.
Why are all math teachers sith lords?
Because they deal in absolute values
Deepthroats and Deep Space are pretty similar.
They both take a lot of probing.
