now the amount of girls I made wet this year is -1. :(
Because that's when you fast.
Not you...
Insert rick roll here. Sorry Iβm old that used to be a thing, Dad
Because he lent his ear to everyone else's problems.
Because it was Lent.
I guess you can say I lost interest in that relationship
Guess you could say we're sole mates.
or else I'ma start singing "WHO LENT THE DOG ZOUT"
(Alright I think these are out of my system... no promises)
Dads gave it up for lent
He owes me big time.
Now I'm living on borrowed time.
He said heβll pay me back when he sees me again
but I just couldn't quit cold turkey!
They are sigh-lent but Dadly.
I will find you, you have my word
I re-Lent-ed
Weβll call it βLentβ
They fast during Lent!
...that it wasn't healthy to keep eating entire eggs, shells and all. "Just give it up for 40 days in the spring, and I bet you'll feel better."
The actor took his advice, and returned after 40 days.
"How was it?" the doctor asked.
Sean Connery smiled. "Eggshell-Lent!"
On the weekends, my roomie and I head to the cleaners to do our laundry. We were folding our clothes and towels away when he commented on how fancy I fold my towels, similar to how some hotels chains have theirs folded. He asked where I learned to fold towels like that when I said "Oh, its just a natural towel-lent of mine"
You have my Word!
You got my word!!!
