I failed to get elected as a union leader but you know there's this old saying...
Union some you lose some.
What’s the silent leader of the Autobots called?
My 11 year old: Who is the leader of all tissues?
How do pigeons elect their leaders?
They don’t. A pigeon can only gain power through a coo d’état.
What happened when the leader of Russia went to jail
Why is the Supreme Leader of North Korea number 1.
Because he is Kim Jong-Un, not Kim Jong-Deux.
Plus his father passed away since he was Kim Jong-ill.
BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.
They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
Did you know Australia is the world leader in knowledge about cans?
Yeah apparently its full of can-gurus!
How do chickens overthrow their leader?
What do you call a catholic leader that does weed?
The Senate majority leader refuses to acknowledge the election results.
He’s acting like a real Mitch.
"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
Egyptian Council Leader: the public transport in Cairo is terrible.
Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus
Which animal is a spiritual leader in a game farm?
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
My cat has opinions about Chinese history. I asked him who their best leader in modern history is:
The leader of a cannibal tribe was slowly cooking a man in a pot
Cannibal Leader: "What did you do before we captured you?"
Man: "I was an editor for a newspaper"
Cannibal Leader: "Soon you will be editor-in-chief"
The leader of a small settlement had a good life
People were greeting him on the street and were willing to help him when needed. He was respected. He was not waiting in line at the supermarket. He had discounts to all shops he visited. He even had priority in choosing which girl to spend the night with..
However, soon more people started coming to that place. The settlement became bigger, more like a village. The newcomers actually did not care that much about the leader. He was slowly becoming more irrelevant, more equal to everyone else.
He had lost his pre-village.
Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza".
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
What did the did the French tree leader say to the other French trees?
The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.
His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead
One of the greatest leaders of our time
Pigeons are the new leaders of the bird world
What do you call a Mongolian leader with bad breath?
Why is there confusion over the health of North Korea’s leader?
When the reporter asked the doctor “how is Kim Jong Un?”
Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill
What was troubling the Deer leader of the Elk socialist republic?
The Stagnation of the Buck
Is the leader of the Screen Actors Guild
Intergalactic cheese
Who is the leader of the Intergalactic Cheese Mafia?
Marscapone.
Which ancient warrior leader made a name for himself with wordplay?
What do you call a Russian leader when he gets sick?
What do you call the leader of the gourds?
My High School Band Leader always wanted me to play louder
He was bread to be a leader
Where do Arabian leaders like to eat?
After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
The U.S.S.R Should Have Had a Different Leader in the Space Race
What do the leaders of a corral reef do when they make a new law
What happened when the leader of Russia committed a crime?
Kim has a daughter name North, and North has a leader name Kim.
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