I was once attacked by a laughing hyena.

It's not as funny as it sounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I was watching Zootopia on netflix with my girlfriend over the weekend...

I'm watching it with her, and halfway through the movie something clicks in my head.

Me: "Holy shit I just got it,this is a bunny cop movie"

GF: ......

ME:" instead of a buddy cop movie"

And then she proceeded to beat me

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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Not sure if this is up to standard

The SO asked me to do her a favor.

Me: Sure

Her: Can you run upstairsβ€”

Me: yup

Her: and get me myβ€”

Me: Wait, there's more?

Her: roll eyes

Me: Hyena laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n10w4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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