Last Parade Puns

A list of puns related to "Last Parade"

My dad was on a roll at the Christmas parade last night
  1. Troupe of mimes starts a performance, turns to me: "Quiet! I wanna hear this!"
  2. Drum line guys walking around afterwards: "Why don't you take your drum and beat it!"
  3. Local art store named O'Dunn's: "Have you finished the painting yet? Are you o' dunn?"

All I could do was laugh and roll my eyes

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👤︎ u/SBDD
📅︎ Dec 15 2013
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Clowning around

My 7yr old was in a parade last night and along with a bunch of candy, came home with a picture/buisness card for a local clown. This morning he was looking for it. "Dad where is my clown picture?" "Look in the bathroom above the sink" he looks. "Not there Dad"
"Get your sister, there are two clowns in the picture now" They get halfway to the bathroom before I die laughing and get the" Hey!"

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👤︎ u/everluvblueeyed
📅︎ Jul 11 2014
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