A list of puns related to "Parade Jokes"
And now you do what they told ya
It was a mon-NOW!
Watching the Macy's Day Parade. Some band with Dancers come on the screen.
Me- Wow, these dancers are very out of sync with each other.
Dad- That's why they are not named NSYNC.
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I'd been doing yard and shed work on a hot day and bought some boardshorts/trunks from an op shop (goodwill) on my way home. Joked around with the older ladies at the register. They said I should try them on and give them a parade... As I was walking away I said "... nah, I'm too hot and dirty..."
As the words were still coming out of my mouth I realized what I'd done. I left in a confused haze of embarrassment and achievement. For a brief moment I touched the state of effortless dad joke.
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