Last Call Puns

A list of puns related to "Last Call"

My English teacher has a weird last name so we should just call him Matthew

It doesn't fit him though so we've agreed to call him Englishew

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👤︎ u/gymdodo
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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What do you call the last chapter in a book about the Civil War?

The Appopendox!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call the second best writing utencil that is the last of its kind?

The penultimate, ultimate pen.

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👤︎ u/kernrivers
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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A total dad joke I made up last night- What do you call an avocado that's giving you the silent treatment?

An Incommunicado

Eh?!

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👤︎ u/Mdooles11
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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Last night at dinner, we were eating sushi, so I asked my wife, "What do you call refusing to incriminate your salmon?"

She swung and missed (getting to "Pleading the fifth" before eventually ending up at "Salmon the fifth?").

Then my 5-year-old daughter asked, "What was the first word you said?" and when told it was "Pleading," she said, "It would be 'Pleading the FISH'!"

I've never been so proud of her.

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👤︎ u/JoshSamBob
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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I was on the phone last night with my niece and she said what do you call someone laying on the floor.

My brother said a liar and she goes no, Matt! Very proud of her.

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👤︎ u/Runningforbeer343
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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What do you call a portion of fish that lasts for 24 hours?

A Daytona.

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👤︎ u/esma3ell
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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What do you call hastily done noodles at the last minute?

Cramen

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👤︎ u/gssn-nospace
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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Last night I asked my dog what we should call the top of our house

He just looked at me like he had no clue what I said.

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👤︎ u/zdws19
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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What did the deathrow inmate dad call his last supper?

Ciao time...

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👤︎ u/pirateking1000
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Tom Scott Joke: What do you call a timer set for when the title track of Europe's 1985 album will be played for the last time?

Its the final Final Countdown countdown.

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👤︎ u/Icecreep109
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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What do you call a student who graduated last in medical school?

Doctor

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👤︎ u/WhatWouldBenLinusDo
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? [My first and likely last comic strip] imgur.com/a/EovjR
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👤︎ u/oaklandnative
📅︎ Jul 09 2015
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I was waiting in line for my tickets to the LA Phil last night when the box office staff asked "is everyone in this line here for Will Call? This is the line for Will Call."

To which I replied, "No, I'm here for Beethoven. Who the heck is Will Call?" Worth it for the few 'extra air out of the nose' laughs I got from the three people around me.

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👤︎ u/numba1dmxfan
📅︎ Jul 20 2017
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What do you call the last pastry in an Italian bakery in space?

Only Wan Cannoli

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👤︎ u/rockmanexe
📅︎ Dec 24 2013
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What do they call the person in medical school who graduates last in his class?

Doctor.

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👤︎ u/grammascookies
📅︎ Sep 13 2015
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