But in mediaeval times people were called lance a lot
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.
Back in medieval times people used to be named Lancelot.
He was pedaling too.
Now he's freelance
They both REALLY wanted to finish the race.
I said "I thought you were Lance, I apologize sinceyourelee".
Now I call the other one Highlander
I’ve since changed the name to:
“Lance Armstrong’s Testes”
I thought it was pretty straight forward.
He's a freelance now
A lot.
The shirt says "Something Wong? Call an Ambulance."
https://imgur.com/gallery/9hZWq
It has only one ball.
[my parents bickering like a married couple] My mom: don't get snippy! Lance: my hairdresser gets a bit snippy sometimes
Everyone else: good lord that was majestic
In an am-boo-lance
Why did the knight bring an extra Lance to the tournament?
Joust in case he needed it.
It was a real baa-lancing act.
FlatuLance.
The King is in love with the Spanish Armada, in fact you could say he warships it.
I got into a fight with a group of jesters, I escaped by going for the juggler.
I recently read "Gulliver's Travels" it was a Swift read.
Have you read the book about traveling through hell? It's a Dante-ing read.
Q: How many animals can you fight into the Lord High Sheriff's tights? A: Ten piggies, two calves, a rooster and an ass.
Vikings raided the royal cheese supply, they left nothing behind but de Brie.
I met a wizard, I told him he looked like a mana action.
The unskilled mason forget to put a water supply in the new castle. He did not keep well.
The angry archer was so surly he had everyone convinced he was a cross bowman.
The failed stone cutter also lost his job as a bounty hunter. He could never find his quarry.
The nun kept spilling sacramental wine on herself. She made a bad habit of it.
The pope enjoys chocolate on his boat. He like sailing indulgences.
The pope loves summer, they say he is infallible.
Two fae fell in love. They keep fauning over each other.
The knight suffered from boils, he had to get them lanced.
Why did the wood nymph use some much lotion? Because she had dryad skin.
Ordering pizza.
Me: I got pizza for us Her: oh what kind? Me: buffalo chicken Her: omg i was just thinking about that! Me: you could say we are like lance bass and justin timberlake Her: ? Me: we're nsync Her: .....omg
He needed an ambu-Lance.
... I told her "Ask Lance Armstrong."
So my name is Lance and this morning one of my coworkers (Bob) pinged me.
Bob: Is your legal name Lancelot? Just wondering because apparently there's a guy named "Lance Stevenson" in the office but in the intranet phonebook he's "Lancelot Stevenson"
Me: Shhh... I used to go by Lancelot. Now I'm just called Lance a lot.
Bob: groan...
But in medieval times people were named Lancelot
