PA + PN + LA + LN
Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
A monastery in Las Vegas kept getting chips in their donation box
It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What fruit is not allowed in any Las Vegas Wedding Chapels?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I was driving through Las Vegas when I saw an ant riding a gazelle to a wedding chapel.
It was my first time seeing an ant elope.
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The churches in Las Vegas
Did You Knowβ¦
In Las Vegas there are more Catholic Churches than casinos. Not surprisingly some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed In.
This is done by the chip monks.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What's the difference between Las Vegas and Wuhan?
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
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︎ Sep 29 2020
A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Pasta la Vista
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︎ Jun 11 2019
Vamos a la paplaya!
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︎ Jul 23 2020
La-da-da-da La-da-da-da Hellmo's World!
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︎ May 25 2020
(la) Cena in Spanish means "the dinner"
And here I thought John Cena looks more like a snacc.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Did you hear about the musician who went to the La Brea Tar pits and chucked butter into it?
He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
LA traffic is reminding me why it's called the 405
Because anywhere you go, it takes 4 or 5 hours
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︎ May 15 2020
What should be the 2017 Oscars La la Land - Moonlight controversy renamed as?
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︎ Jun 14 2020
I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Donald Quixote de la Dementia
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︎ Dec 24 2019
My Mexican friend asked, "ΒΏConoces la letra 25 del alfabeto?"
I said, "Y, yes! I do know it!"
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︎ May 02 2020
I had been lost in Las Vegas for days, wandering the streets. Up ahead, I thought I saw my hotel...
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︎ Apr 20 2020
La La Land
https://preview.redd.it/vqrhmb5n0p041.png?width=1508&format=png&auto=webp&s=0014f34cd14db921a6d037b7f7d1801d888a15de
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Iβm going to open an ice cream shop in Texas called *Remember the A La Mode*.
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︎ Oct 24 2017
OOO LA-LA
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︎ Jul 25 2018
Pasta la vista baby
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︎ May 10 2019
Seen in down town Las Vegas
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︎ May 28 2018
Lego-las. Crosspost from r/lotr
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Had an awful meal at a casino in Las Vegas
The chips tasted of plastic.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
What does La Quinta mean in Spanish?
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︎ Sep 22 2019
If you're in a plane above LA...
What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you?U C L A
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︎ Oct 10 2019
hasta la vista
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︎ May 31 2019
Nobody's Walken in LA
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︎ Jun 16 2019
I was at a gentlemans club in Las vegas...
This voluptius Asian came over and I asked for a lap dance.While she was doing her thing,I asked her,"What nationality are you?"
She replied,"I'm half black and half Thai.
I then said,"Oh,I didn't realize this was a Black Tie affair.
Edit: True story.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Lego-las
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︎ Mar 20 2019
LA has terrible traffic
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︎ Aug 18 2018
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︎ Mar 19 2019
Wife: βCβest la vie...β
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︎ Oct 10 2018
I donβt think I could commit to a job being a taster at La Croix.
I would just be testing the waters.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
La Cost of this t-shirt was suspiciously low.
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︎ May 11 2018
Tortilator: Pasta la vista
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Card dealers in Las Vegas are quite rich.
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︎ Jun 03 2019
Got thrown out of a Parisian restaurant called 'La Guerre' because they didn't believe I could speak French. This means war, I said.
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︎ Mar 30 2018
English is the crème de la crème of all languages.
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︎ Sep 10 2016
What fruit cannot get married in Las Vegas?
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︎ Dec 08 2016
Las Vegas is known as βSin Cityβ, but which sin does it represent?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas ?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
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︎ Mar 26 2020
What is Las Vegasβ least favorite fruit?
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