I offered my wife a drink of my Sunkist

My five year old came running over to me with his lips puckered. I stopped him and asked what he's doing. His reply: "son kiss," and started giggling.

My kid is out-dadjoking me.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My 3 year old daughter was diagnosed with strep throat today.

I absent mindedly let her kiss me this evening, so I went and washed my lips and swished some whiskey for good measure. I know its only 35% alcohol, but I figured it was worth a shot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bebebebeelzebub
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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Too much Dadjoke reading has gotten me to this point...

My FiancΓ© was heading to bed while I was wrapping up some work. As she leans in to kiss me good night a static shock jumped from her lips to mine.

Without missing a beat I say, "I always knew there was a spark between us."

I blame all of you for making me think this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superswan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2014
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Dad-joked my girlfriend at dinner

After finding some time for a date night/sexy time in our busy schedules we went out to dinner at Qdoba because we're too cheap to afford much else right now. While eating my burrito I must have chomped down HARD on the aluminum foil and my lip started bleeding.

She looks at me and says "Irony: we plan a night to have sex and you cut your lip on a burrito."

I responded "Iron-y: the taste of my kisses tonight."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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