Why is the world largest library located in North Korea?

Because Kim Jong Un is Supreme Reader!

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Whats the most popular game in North Korea?

Kim-Jong-Uno!

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BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.

They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive

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Why is the Supreme Leader of North Korea number 1.

Because he is Kim Jong-Un, not Kim Jong-Deux.

Plus his father passed away since he was Kim Jong-ill.

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I just found out how Kim Jong Un's father died.

Kim Jong Ill

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What's the most hated vegetable in the world?

Kim Jong Un

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I've got this friend in Japan. Her name's Kim.

So Kim runs an undergarment and such clothing store, and I recently ordered myself some pyjamas. I fortunately she got the orders mixed up and sent me some type of dressing gown instead. All I could say was Kim,oh-no!

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I just heard that Kim Jong-Un is sick

Guess that makes him Kim Jong-Ill now.

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Did you hear about North Korea shutting down because of a Covid case?

It turns out Kim Jong is not the il-est.

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My friend ask me how Kim Jong Unโ€™s dad died

Because he was Kim Jong ILL

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The current whereabouts of NK dictator still an Kim Jong-Unsolved mystery

When asked to comment, officials stated that the investigation was still Kim Yo-Jongoing.

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If Kim Jong Un were to die, what would be his succeeder's name?

Kim Jong Deux

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If Kim Jung Un did die

We can replace him with Kim Jung Dos

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Why donโ€™t we know whatโ€™s going on with Kim Jong-un?

Heโ€™s Kim Jong-unavailable

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Kim Jong Un isnโ€™t alive...

Theyโ€™re using Kim Jong Deux

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The Supreme Leader of North Korea has not died, he is alive.

His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead

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Did you hear about north koreas new experiment? It's called

Shrรถdingers Kim Jong Un

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Why is there confusion over the health of North Koreaโ€™s leader?

When the reporter asked the doctor โ€œhow is Kim Jong Un?โ€

Doctor replied: Kim Jong Ill

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If Kim Jong Un married a Puerto Rican girl, his heirs would be called

Kim Jong Un, Dos, Tres..

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What did the media say to the Kardashian after she culturally appropriated a Japanese dress?

Kim, oh no!

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In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.

So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.

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Can you guys help me develop a list of puns with the name "impossible burger?"

So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards, Thomas

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Which rapper is popular in North Korea?

Lil' Kim.

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You know who gives kids a bad name?

Kim and Kanye, for one.

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If you thought Kim Jong Un was exciting...

just wait until you meet Kim Jong Deux!

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Rumours are that Kim Jong-un is losing power.

Replacing him will be his brother and most senior official, Kim Jong-deux.

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What is the name of Kim Jong-un's son?

Kim Jong-deux

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My dad's name is Paul.

Whenever anyone says "I'm appalled!" around him, he says "No, I'm a Paul, you're a [insert name here]."

e.g. Kim: "I'm appalled!" Paul: "No, I'm a Paul. You're a Kim."

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The Dictator

So here's the setup: I recently started working for a taxi cab company. It's surprisingly lucrative, and a shitload better than McDonalds.

So I'm working, and I'm parked in front of a bar, hoping that a fare is gonna knock on my window, when about twenty feet or so in front of me, I see a very good friend of mine. I shout, and we spend the next few minutes shooting the breeze. A fare knocks on my window, and I driver her to where she needs to go.

After, I'm driving back to that bar, and I get a call from my friend, asking if I had another fare lined up. I didn't so he told me to come back, he's got a group for me. They get in the car, and these guys start bugging the shit out of me. Which I can handle. What I can't handle is when they start dealing each other cocaine in my back seat. At that point, I'm just livid. I tell them to give me my money and get the fuck out of my car.

Later, I chat my friend up on Facebook. I tell him that I'm super-grateful that he got me a fare, but to please not ever put those particular assholes in my car again. And since our relationship is built on surreal humor and snark, I start expanding the list. Those assholes. Colombian drug lords. Justin Beiber. Kim Jong-Un. Please, no Korean dictators.

"But what about a penis-shaped potato?"

I'll admit, that one threw me for a loop. But I tell him that potatoes are fine, regardless of shape, size, color, or type.

At that point, I could almost hear him laughing as he typed "Excellent. Instead of a dictator, I'll send you with a dick tater."

I was so pissed off I had walked straight into that one.

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Kim Jong-Un's pretty cool but I'd like to meet his siblings

Kim Jong-Deux and Kim Jong-Trois

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My daughter posted a story to Facebook about Kim Jong-un missing in North Korea...

I replied, "He isn't missing, he's just undergoing maintenance and will be back soon as the upgraded version, Kim Jong-deux!"

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Dadjoked by my aunt (who is my dad's sister, runs in the family)

Grandma: Do you like Hummus? Aunt Kim: I love Hummus....and I sometimes like to singus!

Spent Spring Break with them, this was all I heard. :)

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Was looking through the Black Friday coupon books...

My sister's boyfriend came across a Sketchers ad when he said 'It's a little messed up that Kim Kardashian got famous from being in a sex tape and now she's selling Sketchers to little girls'. And my father says 'Yeah that's pretty sketchy'. Brilliant.

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I have a feeling that Kim Jong Un will soon be...

Kim Jong Dun

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Is Kim Jong ill?

Or is Kim Jong urn?

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When Kim Jong Un dies,

He becomes Kim Jong Urn

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What did Kim Jong Un said when he was not feeling well?

Kim Jong ill

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If Kim Jong Un was pregnant....

Would he be Kim Jong Dos?

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North Korea announced their new leader today.

His name is Kim Jong-dos.

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What will Kim Jong Un name his kids?

Kim Jong deux and Kim Jong trois

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