Keijō Puns

Name: keijō-keijō no mi (shape-shape fruit).

Ability: take the shape, form and ability of any object you touch.

In-Depth description: this fruit gives you the power take the form, shape and ability of any object you touch. This can be used to perfectly mimic any object you come into contact with. Once you have turned into something, you won't be able to move, unless its an object like a gun or fan, where you can pull your own trigger or spin yourself. Even if you can't move you still keep your awareness for the area around you. With training of this fruit you can learn how to turn only certain parts of your body into different objects, keeping your mobility and the ability of whatever object you mimicked. And you can turn into more bigger objects like stone, wood ect. Depending on what the object is, you have a certain level of control (if you turn your arm into a sword, you can only swing it back and forth, but if you turn your arm into a rope, you can control it at will). This fruit works best when the user has easy excess to weapons. Same as the copy-copy fruit the object needs to be touched once and then it is saved in your memory, where you can turn yourself into it anytime you want. If a mimicked body part is destroyed, you can heal it by applying the same object that it was, before getting destroyed.

In combat info: Mimicry: perfectly turn your body into any object you want (can be used for self improvement or combined with someone else). Finger pistol: turn your fingers into pistols to be able to shoot bullets. Human cannon: turn your arm/leg into a cannon to be able to shoot cannon balls. Great slicer: turn a part of your body into a sword and use it to slice an opponent (the better quality the sword, the stronger your body sword will be). Combined firepower: touch multiple firearms and combine them into a strong ranged weapon. Dial burst: touch a dial and turn your body into it, gaining its power. Natural warrior: turn your body into a natural material like stone, metal, wood ect, giving yourself great endurance. Fusion: combine one object with anothers material composition (turn your self into a blanket made of iron).

Out of combat info: this fruit is very useful outside of combat, because of its ability for you to turn your body into anything you touch (except living creatures).

Awakening: this fruits awakening gives you the power mimic things that are more complex. Lightweight: turn your body into a gas and control it, giving you the ab

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Amy

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Until he discovered it was extra sharp.

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.