Why does Keanu Reeves finishes last?
Because there is no spoon at his table.
Keanu Reeves never looks any older
It's like he's a constant teen.
Keanu Reeves and I are good friends.
Just not with each other.
What does Keanu Reeves do first thing every morning?
He wakes up.
Whatβs the difference between Keanu and a bakery thief?
Keanu is breathtaking, the other one is breadtaking.
I'm really enjoying this line of scented bathroom candles Keanu Reeves is selling
I'm a fan of John Wicks
What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu Grieves?
Keanu Sleeves
What do Keanu Reeves and Covid-19 have in common?
Watching John Wick 2 the other night. While Keanu and Common are fighting while both holding the knife the tables turn and Keanu flips the knife around and thrusts it into Commons chest...again while both holding the grip. To which I turn to to my family and say
At least the both have something "in" common.
Hey kids, I am going to name every coral reef in the ocean 'Keanu!"
That way they will be preserved, because everyone loves Keanu reeves!
John Wick 4: Keanu Leaves home
Keanu Reeves: Chokes me
Me: youβre breathtaking
After I saw Keanu Leaves, here is Vegan Mortensen
What's the difference between Keanu Reeves and athsma?
Nothing, they are both breathtaking
What did Keanu Reeves say when he caught someone with drugs?
You're methtaking
Why was Keanu Reeves called βbreathtakingβ?
Because he killed a lot of people in John Wick!
It turns out Keanu Reeves did a movie back in the 90s where he played a High School student who stopped aging.
It was called βConstant Teenβ.
Keanu Reeves is now blind.
Neo-Nazi.
if you don't like Keanu Reeves, you need to Keanu Leave
What do you call Keanu Reeves when he has a Sweater on?
Keanu Sleeves
