Hololive ID will make an announcement on April 6. Three members have been teased with silhouettes of their heads with fish tails as their bottoms (the fish tails part is obviously an April Fools joke)
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*this is a joke please do not drastically over feed your fish
Bear Joke Life Hack of the Day 2/6/2020: Make jokes about a bear that falls in love with a fish.
Why can't you joke around with kleptomaniacs?
They take everything so literally
What do you call a fish with two sodium atoms?
In what feels like an episode of Black Mirror, a contestant on NPR's Ask Me Another recounts a disturbing story of when he and his friends ate his roommate's pet fish as a joke while the audience laughs along
This guy describes himself and his friends taking turns eating all of his roommate's pet fish one night, for no apparent reason other than to be a joke/prank, and the audience laughs and cheers along. Perhaps I'm overly sensitive, but the concept of a pet doesn't seem to be the sort of thing you can arbitrarily ignore for your own amusement, even if the type of pet might not be what you consider a pet. I've known people who had pet fish and they are pets to them and have names. Listening to this left me really disturbed and I just wanted to pass along that if this sort of thing matters to you, avoid listening to NPR's Ask Me Another. It was in such bad taste I will never be listening to this show again. I don't see how anyone could find that remotely funny.
Below is link to the segment if you want to hear for yourself
https://youtu.be/_5I7a_l_Qd8
There was a joke I wanted to share with my family but I can’t find it on here..
Started out as a joke, "when the fish aren't biting, use dynamite", but I decided to make a few. First time attempting to make a lure. This is the result. Gonna make a few more for my fishing buddies for Christmas.
“This isn’t a joke Karen, i rolled a nat 20 let me eat the giant fish boss.”
Marshall’s fish jokes
Am I the only one who finds his stand up comedy about the names of fish hilarious?
I can’t even think about it without laughing.. and when I actually watch the scene, my stomach hurts so much from laughing.
None of my friends or family find it funny.
There's a joke that has to do with the god of fish. I need help remembering it.
I can't remember if I read it somewhere or made it up. It has to do something with the god of fish. I think it's a play on words. Someone please help me remember!
I almost came up with a fishing joke the other day
Then the bastard got away from me.
Favourite Marshall Fish Joke
Shooting Fish - meet Your Joke But Worse
I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: “sir, would you like to go out with the cart?”. To which I replied “oh, no thanks I’m actually married”. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.
So on April Fools I finally get to the big fish island, a day after wasting 250+ baits and ultimately giving up on the Stringfish NOW THAT THEY’RE NOT AVAILABLE!!! AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!? 🤬
Togarashi seared tuna,wakame,cilantro oil finished with a fish sauce caramel
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Week 30: Inspired by a Joke - Do you like fish sticks?
Just finished this adorable cat keychain with a fish purse using a 1mm hook and lace yarn (RIP sore fingers) 🐱 Etsy pattern link in the caption.
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My vaccine dad joke failed
[TOMT] [Video] Comedian joke about fish getting caught.
Looking for [I think] a standup clip where comedian is talking about a fish being late for work. "Why are you late?" "I got caught." "Let me check your lip!" Something like that.
Take notes guys, fish jokes are in
Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
This is why I really love borderlands... They make really good jokes [the fish on the wall told the joke]
jokes on you the fish are Abundant out here!
On a serious note, rest in peace Dory (my fish). I know we all make jokes here, but could be maybe not meme this one? Out of respect for Dory?
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Took my 2 year old to the pet store to get dog food. Guess who came home with a fish tank? How am I supposed to say no to this little girl haha
v.redd.it/nwpjwvsiqfi61
“Magic” what a joke.... imagine hour audiences face when they see 12 fish who’s lives don’t mean shit. Sad—-sad——sad.
Fish tacos with homemade mango pineapple salsa and pickled red cabbage, and stir-fried Swiss chard. A TON of food and only 346 calories!
reddit.com/gallery/lkqy7z
It's always the guy with the most stress who doesn't get the joke
What do you call a fish with 4 eyes?
mushroom broth soup with shiitake, tofu, rice cake, fish cake, kombucha squash 300 cal
The STAR button on Disney+ is a joke. I really thought this would provide us with some classics, but it doesn't even add all the Xmen movies.
Example Planet of the Apes: It only adds the original, the fifth, the Burton remake and the first two from the remake trilogy. That's really great!
Everything else is stuff I don't think anyone would want to watch or stuff that is already on either prime or Netflix.
That's the german version at least. What is your experience with it so far?
I'm honor of Fossil Fish Week, I share with you the earliest known catfish species Astephus antiquus! These catfish are known from only Lake Gosiute from the Mid-Eocene!
What's your best "Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day" jokes?
In what feels like an episode of Black Mirror, a contestant on NPR's Ask Me Another recounts a disturbing story of when he and his friends ate his roommate's pet fish as a joke while the host and audience laughs along
youtu.be/_5I7a_l_Qd8
My 10 year old came in with a piece of paper and said “Dad, I’ve got a joke for you.”
Then she ripped it in half and said, “Never mind, it’s tearable.”
I feel like I’ve succeeded as a dad.
I need a recipe with a LOT of fish/shellfish in it. What should I do?
My boyfriend adores seafood. We're going to a fresh fish market for Valentine's Day to pick up some good shit but I want to have a recipe prepared so we don't get carried away. What dish can we make that incorporates as much fish/shellfish in it as possible without going overboard?
What's up with the dark jokes subreddit?
I don't see anything funny there.
Jim’s Fish Joke
https://youtu.be/wANQbfAPkR4
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