Johnny Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Johnny Name"

Johnny is in class learning about animals and the teacher asks, “can anyone tell me what other name for dwarf goats go by?” Johnny’s hand shot up:

Ooh ooh Pygmy!! Pygmy!!

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👤︎ u/Evilmd
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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We used to tease a kid named Johnny because he had glasses.

Once we took them from him , he started teasing us , because we now had glasses.

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👤︎ u/Everisfunny
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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Dad joke from my law professor today

We were discussing Wong Sun v. U.s., and the defendants in that case included memorable names such as Johnny Yee, Hom Way, and Wong Son. After an inspired lecture, the professor concluded with

Professor: So let this be a lesson to you all, if you're in engaged in crime... you'll be putting yourself in Hom's Way

*commence class wide groan

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👤︎ u/Mr_Pizza_Puncher
📅︎ Mar 06 2014
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