Jerry just broke his legs what song did he remove from his playlist?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Oct 02 2022
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick.
Probably because his name is Steve.
π︎ 7k
π
︎ Oct 07 2022
Why didnβt the shrimp share his treasure?
Because heβs a little shellfish
π︎ 14
π
︎ Sep 20 2022
What is found at the end of a rainbow?
π︎ 5
π
︎ Sep 13 2022
Can people please stop mentioning Ben nβ Jerrys, HΓ€agen-Daz, Baskin Robbins and Cold Stone?
Ice cream everytime I hear those names.
π︎ 8
π
︎ May 28 2022
Who can drink 5 Litres of petrol and survive?
π︎ 215
π
︎ Sep 21 2022
A boy and his father are walking down the street when the boy notices a group of people stood next to a building holding matchboxes and Jerry cans.
The boy asks his father βDad,are those people setting fire to that building?β. The father replies βYes, they arsonβ
π︎ 3
π
︎ Mar 17 2022
Did you hear about Starship teaming up with Ben & Jerryβs?
They built this city on Rocky Road
π︎ 14
π
︎ Jan 18 2022
TIL Einstein married his cousin after his first marriage failed
Explains his obsession with relativity.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Oct 05 2022
a comedian entered a high school party and left disappointed
Well that was because he couldn't find the punch line
π︎ 5
π
︎ Apr 30 2022
You can trust Jerry Springer to add fuel to a fiery conversation...
If anyone can, Jerry Can!
π︎ 7
π
︎ Jan 19 2022
Why did blacksmith go to jail?
π︎ 1k
π
︎ May 27 2022
The first ever person who successfully operated a patient was knighted
He was called Sir Jerry from that time onwards
π︎ 19
π
︎ Aug 12 2022
Two antennas got married...
The wedding was lousy, but the reception was outstanding.
π︎ 137
π
︎ Jul 11 2022
What kind of drink can make you sick?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Jul 13 2022
Why did Ben and jerry got scared?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Aug 18 2021
A vegan said to me people that sell meat are disgusting
I said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer
π︎ 500
π
︎ May 30 2022
Wurst joke
Jerry wasn't feeling well and decided to go to the hospital. While driving to the hospital, Jerry saw a sausage shop than specialized in liver sausage and ended up taking a turn for the wurst.
Tell me how to make the wurst joke you've heard make better?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Aug 02 2022
I feel sorry for the calendar.
π︎ 45
π
︎ Jul 02 2022
Who can drink 10 liters of gas?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Aug 01 2022
Who can drink 10 litres of petrol and not get sick?
π︎ 966
π
︎ Feb 21 2022
Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?
π︎ 20
π
︎ Feb 26 2021
Who can drink 5 gallons of gas and not get sick?
π︎ 112
π
︎ Apr 01 2022
I asked a metallurgist how he liked his job
π︎ 14
π
︎ May 21 2022
My buddy Jerry had to get taken to the hospital, unfortunately it looked like he needed to be operated on. He was unconscious and when he came to, he asked βwhatβs going to happen, am I going to be alright?β
I told him; βSurgeryβ.
π︎ 23
π
︎ Dec 28 2020
Who can drink 5 liters of petrol and not get ill?
π︎ 8k
π
︎ Aug 01 2021
You can't drink 5L of gasoline, but...
π︎ 19
π
︎ May 12 2022
What's The Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
You can roast beef, but you can't pea soup.
Okay, I got that from iCarly, but it's not my fault that Spencer (Jerry Trainor) is legendary. XD
π︎ 2
π
︎ May 29 2022
My fiancΓ©e called me last night and said she was on the sofa with Ben & Jerry.
Sounded like she enjoyed her mΓ©nage Γ froid.
π︎ 5
π
︎ Nov 06 2019
Who can drink 5L of petrol with no effect?
π︎ 37
π
︎ Oct 23 2021
If Ben and Jerry broke up would they engage in a custardy battle?
π︎ 9
π
︎ Jul 23 2019
What did Jerry Macguire say to the cow?
"Show me the Mooooo-ney!"
π︎ 6
π
︎ Dec 24 2019
π︎ 16
π
︎ Nov 18 2013
Part of a hospital was renamed in honour of an old man who scored three goals
It's now called the Jerry Hat Trick Ward
π︎ 8
π
︎ Feb 05 2022
Jerry Seinfeld keeps looking for bargains.
Whatβs the deal with that?
π︎ 19
π
︎ Aug 16 2018
Did anyone watch the game at the weekend? Springer became the oldest player to score 3 goals in a match at age 74
π︎ 7
π
︎ Jan 19 2022
I might not be able to drink 5 gallons of gasoline
π︎ 8
π
︎ Jan 05 2022
Who can drink 2 litres of gasoline?
π︎ 115
π
︎ Jun 03 2021
Who can drink 5.3 gallons of petrol?
π︎ 5
π
︎ May 27 2022
Who can drink 5 liters of petrol and not get ill?
π︎ 585
π
︎ Jul 31 2021
Who can drink 5L of gasoline?
π︎ 267
π
︎ Aug 14 2021
Who can drink five gallons of gas and be unharmed?
π︎ 90
π
︎ Oct 13 2021
Who can drink 10 litres of petrol and not get sick?
π︎ 9k
π
︎ Feb 16 2020
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
