Jaww Puns

This is a 4 song EP by the group Jawws. I bought it after seeing them perform at Freakin' Weekend in Nashville. Black Flag-esque punk by 5 high schoolers. Whoever grabs this, let me know what you think! I think it kills

bandcamp.com/yum m6zz-53x5

These are all a couple of months old so sorry if they don't work ):

Fuzz-S/T (came with 2 codes):

www.midheaven.com/downloadcode

8FEF16160F

4134EB4F5E

Jawws-S/T:

bandcamp.com/yum

y3tm-wv2a

Titus Andronicus-The Monitor:

www.beggarsgroupusa.com/promo

UPC: 634904047719

Code: TITUSF67N2SZY

ENJOY

EDIT: found another Jawws code! 4xgf-6y9n

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Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)