Beeeeeees!!!

Wife: one of the bees died. Me: must have been John F Kennebee. Probably taken down by Bee Harvey Oswald. He'll probably be taken down by Jack Rubee soon though. Wife: you need to post this somewhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HippoSwarm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2022
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My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
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A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.

That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/revsilverspine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Dadbrother

Introducing uncle jokes! Anything about an uncle, having a joke.

For example, capitilization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

This is not official but i wanted to see what r/dadjokes would make of it, if you have any uncle jokes, please comment them and maybe post them on this sub.

Edit: just realized theres a real sub fro this but this is r/dadjokes version of it i guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spectatortotweeb
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