j love you.

That is how electrical engineers propose their partners.

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👤︎ u/non3rfgg
📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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A little know fact is that J.S. Bach had a lot of grandchildren and they all loved American football...

Of course, they were all a quarter bach....

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Dec 28 2021
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I Wish My Real Dentist Was As Enameled By My Puns reddit.com/gallery/1093fu…
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📅︎ Jan 11 2023
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Take my husband...

Please!

j/k, love the guy but he likes to greet me with things like this:

"Hey, what would you call fake feces?"

"Sham-poo."

I told him I was going to post it here to see how it rates as a qualified dad joke!

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📅︎ Sep 24 2022
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Need help naming my A/C unit - artist edition

Hey guys, i'm in need of your absolute best puns! I've finally installed my two a/c units today and i love naming my devices punny names in Google home.

One of the units is now called David Blowie, but i'm in need of a second name for unit #2.

So far we've came up with:

Air Air Cool J

Katy Airy

Airosmith

DJ Airfrojack

Airetha Franklin

Kurt Blowbrain

Airiana Grande

CoolCool Chanel

And the usual: AC / DC

But i just know there are some better ones out there we've not thought of yet, so i decided to ask for your amazing brains to help. Please show me your best! (or worst)

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📅︎ Sep 22 2022
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Sylvester, I guess, is "still lone"
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👤︎ u/Sophikra
📅︎ Sep 15 2022
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Holes in the pool

When I was a kid my dad would take me to this public pool by our house. He'd carry my because the water was too deep for me but he'd always fall into these damn holes and I'd end up underwater. Sure it was kind of fun but when I got older I couldn't find any holes.

TL;DR My dad is a fucking LIAR. j/k love you dad

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👤︎ u/MrExpress
📅︎ Aug 08 2013
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My dad's a constant dadjoker, but I don't usually have photographic proof. Here's his take on crab feeds.
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👤︎ u/Beatrixie
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