They didn't just take his spleen, they also removed his puncreas.
They sweep them poor wizards off their feet.
I told her she should thank all the women that came before her.
You can bank on it!
They always get the reference!
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
Now I’m just dating myself
I handed her the dictionary.
I shit myself every time I tell one!
Driving down the highway, we see a sign in front of a furniture store advertising a "Huge Futon Sale".
Dad - "I wonder if they have regular-size futons, too."
I think they are hissterical
It's one of my gifts.
I was at a bar the other night with my dad, when dad calls the bartender over to where we are sitting. He proceeds to ask her, "Are you running that special again today, first beer for the price of two and the second one is free?"
