44 Hilarious I²c Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?

Through science.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Dec 20 2020

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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons

📅︎ Dec 25 2020

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I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.

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👤︎ u/PlusAwe55

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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I c

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👤︎ u/Magik160

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...

They said no Minor allowed here . ..

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👤︎ u/afarro

📅︎ Dec 25 2020

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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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👤︎ u/December_Soul

📅︎ Dec 02 2020

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2018: « Yo, dude, get woke. » 2019: « C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! » 2020: «... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. »

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👤︎ u/Mortelys

📅︎ Nov 18 2020

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I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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I have started freezing different objects at -273.15°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Mar 17 2020

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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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👤︎ u/ChargedMedal

📅︎ Jul 10 2020

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Ah I C what you did there

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👤︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx

📅︎ Feb 22 2020

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I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.

He came back a badder E.

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👤︎ u/theRiverknows86

📅︎ Aug 05 2020

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I was telling my architect friends how much I love M.C. Escher.

They all gave me some weird stairs.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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I bet you didn't c that one coming

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👤︎ u/SomeoneNamedSomeone

📅︎ May 19 2020

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Wife: I’m not in the mood to do my homework. Me: Just phone it in and do C-work. Wife: I don’t know how to do C-Work.

Me: step 1, buy a boat.

Just happened. Not an official dad yet but she’s 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.

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👤︎ u/SashaBanks2020

📅︎ May 28 2020

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Why couldn't picabo street work as a receptionist in the I.C.U.?

She would say "picabo I.C.U."

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👤︎ u/AchievedIan

📅︎ Jul 05 2020

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O I C

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👤︎ u/sophisticatedanomaly

📅︎ Apr 11 2019

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I just found out why dark is spelled with a K and not a C

It’s because we can’t see in the dark.

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👤︎ u/nowthatscrazy

📅︎ Apr 19 2020

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hahaha c what I did there

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👤︎ u/RelativeElation

📅︎ Dec 14 2019

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I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than °C or K for measuring temperature.

F.

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👤︎ u/rocker230

📅︎ May 25 2020

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They say I before E except after C.

WEIRD rule, huh?

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👤︎ u/ColaNaught

📅︎ Jun 18 2020

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I'm opening a new bar called The Space Bar, but it's under the C.

It's keyboard themed.

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👤︎ u/H_G_Bells

📅︎ Apr 29 2020

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All teachers should know the I before E except after C rule.

Unless they teach science.

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👤︎ u/Freerider020

📅︎ May 11 2020

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I didn’t C that coming.

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👤︎ u/meemboy

📅︎ Dec 04 2018

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I once saw a little guy with a red pointy hat riding the D.C. subway, listening to some music, tapping his toes perfectly in time with the beat

He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.

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👤︎ u/WhatWouldBenLinusDo

📅︎ Apr 16 2020

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I got an interview and told them I was proficient in C and C-sharp.

Turns out that wasn't good enough to be a pianist

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👤︎ u/emu404

📅︎ Oct 20 2019

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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…

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👤︎ u/JonaSavage17

📅︎ Mar 27 2020

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In class the teacher told me to stand up and talk about something I’m not good at begging with the letter C.

I chose spelling.

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👤︎ u/MrScotty15

📅︎ Jan 26 2020

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Darlings you got to let me know. Should I shave or should I grow? If I shave there could be stubble, and if I grow it could be double. So c’mon and let me know ohhhh..

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👤︎ u/Slomaroma

📅︎ Mar 13 2019

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**T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E**

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👤︎ u/UserbasedCriticism

📅︎ Aug 31 2019

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As a English teacher, I proud of myself at how good my students are teached. Thus I were dismayed when no paper writ by them all was worthy of a mark of even a C...

It was D-grading.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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Is it cool if I turn on the a.c.?

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👤︎ u/SwanNuggets

📅︎ Jun 20 2018

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I think I clogged my sink :c

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👤︎ u/SterlingDeer

📅︎ Jan 09 2019

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I don't c the point in alaphabet jokes but, a I guess u got to give m a chance

this joke is so bad that it deserves an f

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👤︎ u/Talcabus

📅︎ Feb 25 2019

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E y e r o n i c

So I went to the eye doctor today she was blind in one eye Oh, the eyerony!

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👤︎ u/IfISeeOneMoreOder

📅︎ Aug 09 2018

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I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 27 2020

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I before E except after C doesn't always apply...

isn't that wEIrd

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👤︎ u/dead-inside-and-out_

📅︎ Apr 05 2020

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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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👤︎ u/RikM

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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I before E, except after C.

This has been disproved by science.

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👤︎ u/Radish00

📅︎ Jul 12 2019

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I before E, except after C.

This has been disproved by science.

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👤︎ u/MentatTir

📅︎ Aug 15 2018

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I went to visit my pregnant friend in the hospital and found a parking spot in the C section of the parking lot.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 22 2019

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I went to visit a friend at the hospital and found a spot in the “C” section of the parking lot.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 07 2019

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"I" before "E" except after "C".

It's not rocket science!

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👤︎ u/Jaimaso

📅︎ Aug 27 2018

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I parked in the C section of the parking lot.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 17 2018

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